Randy: [Brad has spelled "Melonology" on a Scrabble board] "Melonology?"
Brad: "The study of melons."
Randy: "There is no such thing as melonology."
Brad: "Oh yeah? Call the produce department at the grocery store, and find out!"
Randy: "Who should I ask for, the melonologist?"
Jill: "Melonology is not a word.''
Tim: "Yes it is, It's the study of guys named Mel."